Monday, October 19, 2009

Peak Season, Season Premiere!!

The show is amazing, not because it's actually amazing but because the people involved are total idiots. It's gonna be epic!

Dre and Amanda break up, Lauren loses her shit on Cassie (Who's a total dumb fuck BTW), that Aussi douche ditches his girlfriend and Ian and his "boys" act like faggots. What an episode!

It's funny how Lauren always has to dish out these alcohol fueled, very public, ill timed, poorly crafted verbal assaults on people that happen to say the slightest thing about her. It's easy to see that Lauren grew up in some small redneck Ontario town where she got in lots of fights in high school and made her parents very proud. Lauren reminds me of one of those giant fat black women you see on Springer, who's to ignorant and lacks sufficient vocabulary to actually articulate herself so she just yells the same word(s) over and over as a form of argument.

More to come...

Let's get to know the cast (For real): Amanda Scheller

Nuts.

Let's get to know the cast (For real): Dre Morel

Dre is cool. Not much to say about him, he's pretty quite. Dre does his DJ thing and that's about it.

Let's get to know the cast (For real): Ian Ross

Ian Ross, this guy is a clown from head to toe. He has to be one of the biggest losers in the history of Whistler. I wouldn't be surprised to find Ian featured on the website "HotChicksWithDouche Bags.com" except he's rarely with any hot chicks, although he is friends with some. I'm not sure when Ian turned up in Whistler but it was a bad day for this town. As the show goes on you'll see how big of a tool he is.

Let's get to know the cast (For real): Elle Heatherington

Elle is a babe straight up but she seems a bit to worried about her douche boyfriend cheating on her. She should have just dumped him when he moved to Whistler. Don't be so insecure!

Let's get to know the cast (For real): Matthew James

This dude is a douche.

Let's get to know the cast (For real): Lauren Horton

As you can tell from the first tow episodes Lauren is totally nuts. She even says so herself!
For real though, Lauren is a nice girl but she's a total retard when it comes to fighting, drama, controlling her temper or being a classy person in general.

Let's get to know the cast (For real): Steph Just

Steph is a cool chick. No bullshit or drama with this girl, there's not much else to say about Steph other than she loves to smoke mad weed and cigs.